Because the world is gross.

Furniture covers are like a special government: you can't use it on everything. Yeah, that's right. We said it. Sometimes you DON'T need to clean up your town. Sometimes you DO need a little bit of darkness and seediness to handle your culture. Look at Las Vegas, right? Seedy can be kinda fun! But then, look at Baltimore. Because if you get TOO seedy, the whole thing falls apart.

So when you use these furniture covers, use them with consideration. You don't have to cover the hand-me-down sofa in the basement, for example. But the antique love seat you inherited from your great-grandmother... well, maybe that's a different story. We leave it to you how you wanna handle your stuff after you have it. Just please, make an effort to find the balance between "this furniture is designed to be used" and "I TREAT THIS COUCH LIKE ELVIS SAT ON IT!" After all, if you don't want to use the furniture, why buy it?

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