At last, the airflow your ears deserve.

Early humans slept on their saber-toothed tigers. But such sleep was fitful and cruel because tigers radiate heat! And so, early humans stumbled on in need of rest.

By the middle ages, knights slept upon their squires. But such sleep was bitter and shallow because squires radiate heat! And so, knights soldiered on in need of rest.

In the time of the Gold Rush, miners slept upon their mules. In the Old West, cowboys slept upon their cattle. In the Roaring Twenties, rich men slept upon their stockbrokers and in the Great Depression, jazz musicians slept upon the empty bellies of each other and in the 1950s, sexist New York ad men slept upon the shoulders of their stylishly dressed secretaries while their wives pretended not to care. And in all cases, humanity's pillows-of-choice radiated heat.

Today, though? Our tigers are gone, we don't wear armor, gold stays in banks, cattle futures are traded on paper, stockbrokers operate online, jazz musicians have record contracts, the wives of cheating ad men get amazing divorce settlements and the Sensorpedic SensorCool Pillows use a gel overlay to keep the airflow cooling your ears all night long.

Truly, this is an era of wonder.

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