We're Past Parody, Really
What could possibly top a mattress better? How about... corn chips and chili!
That's right, we're turning your sleep experience into a sleep extravaganza! Introducing the new Woot.com Southwestern Italian Greek Russo-Icelandic Mattress Topper! So much better than a simple ordinary good night's sleep!
We're taking oven-roasted feta, smothering it with pico di gallo, frying that in a rolled up calzone that's roughly six foot two, nestling that on a bed of fresh cabbage rolls dipped in marinara sauce, then covered the whole thing with a five alarm chili-infused sourdough stuffed crust that comes with a collectable toy. Talk about a good night's sleep, right? The new Woot.com Southwestern Italian Greek Russo-Icelandic Mattress Topper is the ultimate fusion of taste and comfort! Order yours now and get a free Chocolate Chicken Noodle Brownie Tiramisu!
Or, you know, you could just buy a plain old 5 In 1 Mattress Topper and call it a day. But who's gonna do that?
Features
- 5 in 1 Gel Memory Foam Topper
- Features an innovative 2-piece construction
- Produced with Gel Memory foam, the latest in sleep technology
- Gel memory foam is soft, yet supportive
- Open cell memory foam combined with natural gel cooling characteristics result in a more comfortable sleep
- Set includes a 2" Gel Reversible Topper and a 1.5" Blended Gel Fiber Mattress Pad
- 15" stretch to fit skirt to fit mattresses up to 17 inches
- Memory foam - Made in the USA, cover made in China
Can Be Used on Mattress in 5 Different Ways: |
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1. Reversible Topper up - For a theraputic feel |
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
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Twin: | 38" x 74" x 3.5" |
Full: | 53" x 74" x 3.5" |
Queen: | 59" x 79" x 3.5" |
King: | 75" x 79" x 3.5" |
Cal King: | 71" x 83" x 3.5" |
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In the Box:
- (1) Simmons Curv 3.5" 5-in-1 Topper
Specs
Specifications | |
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Twin: | 38" x 74" x 3.5" |
Full: | 53" x 74" x 3.5" |
Queen: | 59" x 79" x 3.5" |
King: | 75" x 79" x 3.5" |
Cal King: | 71" x 83" x 3.5" |
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In the Box:
- (1) Simmons Curv 3.5" 5-in-1 Topper
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 48.990s
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