No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this today. It's your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something extra for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

Oh, hi, boss! Just, you know, eatin' lunch here. Yep, me and my Sistema Lunch Mugs. All four of 'em in the 4-Pack. They're from New Zealand, you know. Yep, they keep things nice and cold. I mean hot! Hot! Ha ha! Because I'm just eating a few mugs of soup here on my break!

Yep, delicious soup, 3.9 ounces in each and every mug. They're 100% virgin polypropylene, and free from BPA and lead, so- oh, what kind? Um, just my homemade, uh, barley soup. Just a nice, delicious, perfectly work-safe barley soup. No need to worry yourself with-

-oh, of course. It's not hot. The Sistema Lunch Mugs COULD keep it hot, of course. See the built-in steam valve? I could throw this in the microwave now, if I wanted. I could, but won't. I prefer my barley soup cold. Yes, it's very European, you know. Like gazpacho.

What else is in my barley soup? Well... some wheat. A little malt. You know, for flavor. Um, this special seasoning, I don't really recall the name of it, but- okay, yes, it's hops. But what does that prove? You have no proof at all that I'm bringing beer to work for my lunch break! No proof at all!

Additionally, this Sistema cannot be compelled to testify against me, because we were married last week. No, it's NOT polygamy, smarty-pants. I didn't marry four mugs. I married a single 4-pack!

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