Boss says we gotta scare some guys? But they don’t scare easy, do they? Don’t worry. I know the best in the biz.

Okay, you mugs. Don’t wanna talk to me? Maybe you’ll talk to Jackie Skills. Oh, haven’t you heard of him? Well, let me introduce you then. We’ll go one by one, and maybe you’ll feel a bit more chatty once he’s done showing you his Skil 4-in-1 Folding Utility Saw & Knife Set w/ 10 Extra Blades.

Jackie, this here’s Vinnie Drywall. Thinks he can take anything because he’s tough. Show him your special folding saw blade. Ha ha! Check it out, Vinnie! Pretty good trick, right? Yeah, Jackie’s been dealing with chumps like you for years! Just because you’re in the construction industry, don’t think his Skil 4-in-1 Folding Utility Saw & Knife Set w/ 10 Extra Blades is gonna back down!

Don’t worry, Bobby PVC/Metal, we ain’t forgetting you. Jackie’s got a blade just for you as well. He’s… oh, tough guy, eh? Think you can snap that blade and just walk away? Well, Jackie’s been working little punks like you longer than you’ve been runnin’ numbers. Jackie’s got a few extra blades that are easy to swap out as needed. Effortless and safe, that’s our Jackie. And now, see that? He’s back to work! And you’re gonna get it twice as hard now! Yeah! Yeah! Show him, Jackie! Show him! Ha ha ha! Who’s the tough one now, Bobby? Who’s tough now?

Looks like it’s down to you, Mickey. Mickey Wood. You remember Jackie, don’t you? You were with him at that DeMario’s job, back in the day. Bet you never thought you’d be here. Oh, you don’t want no trouble? You know the Skil 4-in-1 Folding Utility Saw & Knife Set w/ 10 Extra Blades can cut through wood as easily as PVC/Metal and Drywall? Okay, then. For old time’s sake. Just tell us what we want to know, and Jackie here will fold that blade right up and put it back in his pocket, won’t you, Jackie? You okay with that, Mickey Wood? Okay, then. Now that we’re all friends again, here’s the question.

What’s the special tonight at that little joint on 36th and Pine? Lobster ravioli, huh? Well, I hear the boss ain’t in the mood for lobster, so I guess that’s out. Hey, Jackie, you think he’d want some sushi, maybe? Let’s go to that place near your apartment and ask about their menu, I’ve been itchin’ to test out your Skil 4-in-1 Folding Utility Saw & Knife Set w/ 10 Extra Blades on some yakuza guys. Gotta stay sharp in this game, right, Jackie?

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