Don't Tell
Yes, Virginia. This IS a Christmas Tree.
Christmas is a time when we all agree that something made up is actually real. What? No! We're talking about artificial Christmas trees, of course! Why, even Santa himself is willing to pretend that an artificial tree is real! He knows it's all pretend, of course, but he'll give a little wink and set presents under the artificial tree just as quickly as he will a real one. Then he'll eat those cookies and drink that milk and zip right up the chimney until next year. And it doesn't matter if we're all pretending the tree is real, does it? Because, if we believe it in our hearts for just one day, that tree can become as real as any cedar, spruce or pine hauled down from the mountains.
So don't focus on the part where this tree is man-made. In the end, aren't we all man-made? And we're no less real for it! Accept that this tree will cause less allergies and store neatly under the house until you need it a year from now. Just like Santa, really.
Except Santa's busy at the North Pole all year round. Otherwise? He and this tree are exactly the same.
Features
The Tannenbaum Spruce is a pre-lit tree with a folding metal stand. The tree achieves its full look by incorporating multiple materials that are either molded or braided. The molded foliage is cast from live branches in order to capture the realism of the spruce tree. These intricate branch tips give this tree its life like quality. Assembly is simple and quick, simply unfold the stand, set the trunk in place, connect the tree sections from largest to smallest. Pull down the branches and fluff the tree. The tree is pre-lit and the tree branches are attached and fold up for easy storage.
- Folding metal stand
- Captures real features of a spruce tree
- Quick and simple assembly
- Easy to store
- Hinged branches
Choose Size:
7.5-Foot Slim
- Base 34"
- Over 900 tips
- 350 clear UL lights
- 3 parts plus stand
7.5-Foot Mixed Pine
- Base 52"
- Over 1800 tips
- 750 Clear UL lights
- 3 parts plus stand
9-Foot Mixed Pine
- Base 54"
- Over 2200 tips
- 900 clear UL lights
- 4 parts plus stand
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Assembly Steps: |
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1. Unfold the stand 2. Set trunk in place 3. Connect the tree sections from largest to smallest 4. Pull down branches and fluff the tree 5. Enjoy! |
In the Box:
- (1) Tannenbaum Spruce UL Clear Lights (3 Sizes)
Specs
Assembly Steps: |
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1. Unfold the stand 2. Set trunk in place 3. Connect the tree sections from largest to smallest 4. Pull down branches and fluff the tree 5. Enjoy! |
In the Box:
- (1) Tannenbaum Spruce UL Clear Lights (3 Sizes)
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