Consider this an indulgence. Just like a fancy shower head and a nice toilet seat.

What sort of person uses a Royal Elegance Towel Warmer? What kind of person doesn't use a Royal Elegance Towel Warmer? We've done a little research, and here's what we've found.

THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND - Her Majesty is almost certainly using a towel warmer on a regular basis. And why not? The Royal Bottom Parts enjoy the feel of a neatly dried towel! Just like the bottom parts belonging to you or me would enjoy the same!

THE DUKE OF DESPAIR - This fellow much prefers to be miserable whenever he can. He takes cold showers and eats cake with hot sauce, just to ruin the taste. In no way would this guy enjoy a towel warmer. It would make him too happy!

BOBBY BILLIONAIRE - This corporate mastermind's fought too hard for to long, and he's not going to settle for a cold towel full of mildew and mold. He's got a towel rack that keeps his towels warm and he doesn't care who finds out! Warm is good. Warm works.

CHARLIE CHEAPSKATE - He never buys anyone a drink. He never offers to pay for gas. He only suggests you split the check evenly when he ate six courses and you just had a beer. He's got no time for warm towels. Warm is money! And he can't spare any!

POLLY PROFESSIONAL - Polly knows that a day which begins well is a day that gives one the edge. She's got a warm towel on hand at all time, and even checks her reflection in the brushed chrome finish. Always a smile after she leaves the bathroom!

ISHMAEL INTERN - Poor Ishmael. He's always there when you call him, but he's always so sad. It's like he's obsessed with something. Something he can't ever catch. Something white and cold. That's it! His towel! If only he had a towel warmer, maybe he and his roomie, Ahab, would stop sweating the small stuff and get on with livin'.

As you can see, our research proves  it! Only the very best imaginary characters use a Royal Elegance Towel Warmer!

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