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That Elton John song would have been a lot different if all candles were flameless.

Sometimes when people are feeling romantic, they'll put on some music, light up some candles and drink some wine. Then they'll snuggle up with the one they love, perhaps in a bubble bath or even a jacuzzi, and feed each other romantic things like chocolate strawberries, or just chocolate or just strawberries, by the soft flicker of flaming wax.

But not me.

I do it when I'm feeling sad. When I just want to sit by myself in the near-darkness and reflect on how miserable I am. Those times when I'm torn between self-loathing and hating the whole world, especially guys who use the word "bro" or "brosef" or "broster" which is like a guy who's a hipster but also kind of a bro.

The only difference is that I don't drink wine. I drink Tang spiked with vodka. I also don't eat strawberries, chocolate-dipped or not, because I have a severe allergy. And I definitely don't use candles with real flames. I use battery-powered LED candles that flicker like real flames because the last thing I need is to accidentally kick over a real candle, burn down my house with me in it, and have everyone assume I did it on purpose. I'm not suicidal. I'm just a drama queen AND SO WHAT?

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Features

  • Flameless LED candles allow you to enjoy the beauty of candle light without the risk of fire
  • Battery powered candles are perfect for the holidays
  • LED's glow and flicker like a real fire-burning wick
  • No flame or hazard of fire
  • Flameless LED candles are wonderfully worry free
  • Can be placed near decorations, dried flowers and curtains
  • Perefect for wedding receptions

14-Piece Set Includes:

  • (4) White Plastic LED Tea Lights
  • (4) Red Plastic Metallic LED Tea Lights
  • (2) Votive Real Wax LED Candles
  • (2) Medium Real Wax LED Candles
  • (2) Large Real Wax LED Candles

Shipping Note:  Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Westinghouse

Specs

Specifications
Candle Dimensions Battery
Individual LED Tea Light 1.5" x 1.5" 3V Lithium Cell CR2032 (included)
Individual LED Votive Candle 2" x 2.5" 3V Lithium Cell CR2032 (not included)
Individual LED Medium Candle 3" x 3" 3 "AAA" Batteries (not included)
Individual LEd Large Candle 3" x 6" 3 "AAA" Batteries (not included)

In the Box:

(1) Westinghouse 661270-MX1 14-Piece LED Flameless Candle Set includes:

  • (4) White Plastic LED Tea Lights
  • (4) Red Plastic Metallic LED Tea Lights
  • (2) Votive Real Wax LED Candles
  • (2) Medium Real Wax LED Candles
  • (2) Large Real Wax LED Candles
  • (8) 3V Lithium Cell CR2032 Batteries

 

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Westinghouse Flameless LED Candles
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