It’s not that you don’t want to make your kid a grilled cheese. It’s that you don’t want to clean the dark stuff off the pan.

Your kids love a hot grilled cheese, right? All kids do. Most adults still do. There’s something about the crunch of the bread and the warm squoosh of the cheese out the sides. Mix that with some chocolate milk and maybe some potato chips and you’re staring at a home-cooked memory that will take “Comfort Food” to the next level. Perfect for a day reading comic books! Assuming, of course, you can find age appropriate comic books. And that you’ve got an Artistry Grilled Cheese Pan.

Because without the Artistry Grilled Cheese Pan’s special water-based PFOA-Free Hydrolon Non-Stick coating, you’ll have a dirty pan covered in bits that are dark and gritty. Those patches where the cheese went evil, they’re okay for a grown up to deal with, but for a kid? Kids don’t want to see that yucky stuff! Without the ease of an Artistry Grilled Cheese Pan, your kid will have no joy, no hope, and probably end up reading all those new Watchmen comics and taking them seriously. And who would possibly wish that on a young and impressionable child? Certainly not a concerned parent!

So, before your kids decide to read and eat, be sure to get an Artistry Grilled Cheese Pan. It won’t get all dark and gritty, it’s certified non-toxic, and it makes them a grilled cheese full of joy and hope. Because nothing’s more fun than a warm grilled cheese and a great story that isn’t aimed at people in their mid-forties. And maybe, one day, your kids will get to experience that feeling for themselves.

But based on current trends, don’t hold your breath for the comic part. Focus on the grilled cheese. It’s all we have left.

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