When moving into a haunted house, always remember that bedsheet ghosts enjoying being colorful AND attractive!

It's a classic tale. A house full of scaaaarry hovering white sheets. Classic and BORING, right? White's okay now and then, but all the time? BAH! Without color, life isn't worth living. Um, no offense, ghost buds. That's just a figure of speech.

With a luxurious 1000 thread count (and a variety of size options) your ghosts will think they've died and gone to... um, okay, once again, apologies. Instead, let's say your ghosts will be the happiest they've ever been in their li- okay, well, obviously our society has an anti-ghost bias in its language. We'll admit it, acknowledge it's something we're trying to work on, and move past it.

But don't think that'll stop these sheets from giving your ectoplasmic pals a natural wrinkle-free experience. Imagine how happy they'll be as they glide through the dining room, finally looking pretty! It'll be the time of their death!

See? We can make an effort.

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