Yeah yeah. We're sure they're comfortable sheets, but these threads are dang impressive!

We were just thinking, these are 800TC sheet sets, and they're available at five different sizes: twin, full, queen, king, and California king. But they all have a thread count of 800.

Now, okay, we can comprehend 800 threads in a twin sheet, but the same count in a much bigger sheet? Where do they get these threads? They must be some of the mightiest threads in the world if they're long enough to stretch over a full king size mattress.

Tell us that's not impressive.

In our book, that's so impressive that you should still consider buying some king and California king-sized sheets even if you don't own a mattress of that size. We admit there's a chance we might be totally misinterpreting what "thread count" actually means and that it could mean like threads per square inch or some crap like that, but say it's not -- is there any other way to give these threads the respect they're due than by buying all of the sheet sizes we're selling? You probably should do that. Honestly, not even for us but for the sake of the threads, you really should do that.

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