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Hey, you Mister G? What's up, I'm Gary, from the Ministry of Cable Installation. I'm here about your telescreen stand.
Hey, before we start, what time did Minischedge tell you I was going to be here? Between 10am and noon? Hey, that can't be right, because it's now 4:15pm, and I was always coming at 4:15pm! They must have meant 10am Eurasian time. Yeah, glad you agree. You and me, we're the kind of proles that'll get along just fine.
Anywho, where's the telescreen? Oh, right, I see it, over there on your snazzy Bush Corner TV Stand. What is that, a 50" model? Let me just- oof! Gettin' old! -just take a peek and… oh, yeah, I see the back wire management ports. That's gonna save wear and tear on your cables for sure. Very responsible, I gotta say. Might earn yourself an extra fourth of a chocolate ration for this.
But I gotta say, this ain't gonna work with our model. See that dead spot over there? Yeah, you probably missed it, but I'm a trained professional. SNOOOOORT sorry, got a little nose thing goin' on. But I'm trained, and I can see there's a 1x1 space where maybe you could stuff a couple books or seditious papers or a treasonous cat or something. Hey, I ain't sayin' you did it, you know? I'm just sayin'. Anyway, we gotta get you a second telescreen to watch that corner over there.
Hey, but don't worry. Check out this sweet Bush Segments 60" TV Stand! Yeah, looks nice, right? That's cherry, and there's a drop down shelf where you could keep your remote if you had one. Of course, these telescreens never turn off. But don't you worry, Mister G! I'll fix 'em up so they're more or less completely in sync with each other! Wait until you hear how good it'll sound! Oh, man, you'll LOVE Big Brother!
Features
Bush Segments 50" Corner TV Stand:
The Bush Segments Collection prestige cherry corner TV stand with solid, angled top surface offers full functionality in a corner package that fits almost anywhere. A center shelf holds electronic components and has two back wire management ports for easy access to cords while the large bottom shelf accommodates DVDs, CDs, components or sound bars and anchors the stand for stability.
- Materials: Particleboard, laminates, tempered glass, metal
- Finish: Prestige cherry
- Color: Black
- Streamlined elliptical side columns, accented in metallic silver
- Ruggedly constructed and built to last
- Accommodates most flat-panel TVs up to to 50 inches, 100 pounds
Bush Segments 60" TV Stand:
Angled to fit almost anywhere, the Prestige cherry TV stand from the Bush Furniture Segments collection is stylish and practical. The large, angled top for easy viewing works for most flat screen TVs, and the drop down shelf for electronics fits comfortably under the top. Four wire management ports at the back of stand offer easy access for cabling and wiring. A large bottom shelf accommodates DVDs, CDs, components or sound bars and anchors the stand for stability. Streamlined elliptical columns, accented in metallic silver, are unobtrusive yet strong and sturdy. Ruggedly constructed and built to last, the glass surfaces are thick to prevent sagging.
- Materials: Particleboard, tempered glass, metal
- Finish: Prestige cherry
- Convenient: Angled top surface for easy TV viewing
- Versatile: Accommodates most flat-panel TVs up to 60 inches, 154 pounds
- Clever: Wire pass-through slots keep cables under control and out of sight
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Bush
Specs
Bush Segments 50" Corner TV Stand | |
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Overall Dimensions: | 22" H x 43.3" W x 20" D |
Middle Shelf Dimensions: | 9.17" H x 36.54" W x 18.07" D |
Bottom Shelf Dimensions: | 9.13" H x 36.54" W x 19.02" D |
Accommodates: | TV's up to 50" |
Weight Capacity: | Up to 100 lbs. |
Assembled Weight: | 72 lbs. |
Bush Segments 60" TV Stand | |
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Overall Dimensions: | 20.59" H x 20" W x 57.99" D |
Middle Shelf: | 7.40" H x 27.95" W x 17.83" D |
Lower Shelf: | 8.54" H x 51.30" W x 19.02" D |
Accommodates: | TV's up to 60" |
Weight Capacity: | Up to 154 lbs. |
Assembled Weight: | 90 lbs. |
In the Box:
- (1) Bush Segments TV Stand (choose style)
Specs
Bush Segments 50" Corner TV Stand | |
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Overall Dimensions: | 22" H x 43.3" W x 20" D |
Middle Shelf Dimensions: | 9.17" H x 36.54" W x 18.07" D |
Bottom Shelf Dimensions: | 9.13" H x 36.54" W x 19.02" D |
Accommodates: | TV's up to 50" |
Weight Capacity: | Up to 100 lbs. |
Assembled Weight: | 72 lbs. |
Bush Segments 60" TV Stand | |
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Overall Dimensions: | 20.59" H x 20" W x 57.99" D |
Middle Shelf: | 7.40" H x 27.95" W x 17.83" D |
Lower Shelf: | 8.54" H x 51.30" W x 19.02" D |
Accommodates: | TV's up to 60" |
Weight Capacity: | Up to 154 lbs. |
Assembled Weight: | 90 lbs. |
In the Box:
- (1) Bush Segments TV Stand (choose style)
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