When you get a Conair PGRDPWR Deluxe Pet Washer, you don't just get a Pet Washer. You get a pet washer with PGRDPWR. Try to match that.

A pet washer is a pretty standard contraption. It's like a shower head for your dog, or cat, or other animals you need to give a bath. On the outside, it might appear simple, but then you notice it's got PGRDPWR.

What is PGRDPWR? That's a good question. It's a question that people have been trying to answer for, well, since we decided to start selling this product.

It could stand for something like People Grooming Really Dirty Pets With Rigor, but why? What would that stand for? Is it a strange organization's seal of approval? Is it a political movement trying to get our vote?

Or maybe it's a secret code where the vowels are taken out of the phrase. Something like Pet Grade Power. But then where's the "T" in PGRDPWR? WHERE'S THE "T"!?!?

Come to think of it, maybe we're just not supposed to know. Maybe, in the end, we should just focus on the product's useful features like its dual spray settings and its massaging soft rubber finger brush. Yeah, we think we'll do that.

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