Are you looking to organize your life? Try the Core Bamboo 16pc Drawer Organizer! It'll make things positively storybook.

And so, Goldilocks slipped into the house where the bears lived, and instantly turned up her nose. For there, all over the house, was a little pile, a medium sized pile, and a great big pile! And the house was a disorganized mess!

So Goldilocks took out the Core Bamboo 16pc Drawer Organizer and began to sort out all the piles. She put Mommy Bear's claw care set into one container, and Daddy Bear's wallet in another. Baby Bear's small toy cars looked very good against the organically grown bamboo wood, and the containers would stack to allow for the mail to be easily placed above the spare keys! So efficient!

In fact, Goldilocks was so excited, that she moved a few of the Core Bamboo Drawer Organizers into the kitchen! There she rearranged the silverware, sorted out the pizza coupons, found a nice place for the spices, and added a little class to the cottage in which the bears lived.

Naturally, all this work made her very sleepy, so she retired to the bedroom. Goldilocks hung her dress on the bedpost of the biggest bed and snuggled up under the biggest, most comfiest blanket.

And that's where Mama Bear found her. Papa Bear didn't even know what was going on, but Mama Bear refused to believe him. Mama Bear stormed out the front door with Baby Bear, screaming "OH YOU CAN'T EVEN CLEAN UP THE HOUSE WHEN I ASK YOU TO BUT WHEN YOUR LITTLE BLONDE FLOOZY IS COMING OVER YOU BUY SOME BAMBOO DRAWER ORGANIZERS IS THAT IT" as Papa Bear wept with heartbreak at the loss of the woman he loved most in all the world.

And Goldilocks quietly slipped out the back door, deciding that, from now on, she wouldn't interfere in the lives of bears.

But other than that, they all lived happily ever after.

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