Look, honey, a mime! Can we stop for a minute? Let’s stop for a minute and watch the mime.

Is that great, honey? Look, he’s in a glass box! He’s trapped in that glass box! Oh, it’s a really big glass box, isn’t it? Wait, what’s he doing now? Oh, it’s the kitchen! Honey, the glass box has a kitchen! Isn’t this fascinating? Are you watching? Why aren’t you watching? Why can’t you support the arts, honey?

Hey, he’s got a Cuisinart Stainless Steel 200-Watt Hand Blender! Well of course I can tell, honey, he’s miming the embossed logo. And see, he’s taking off the whisk attachment and putting on the chopper attachment. And now he’s breaking eggs into the mixing beaker! One egg… two eggs… three eggs… man, he’s not stopping… that sure is a lot of eggs, isn’t it, honey? And now he’s… what, he’s opening a can? And his little animal ran in? Oh, it’s cat food! Honey, he’s putting cat food in with the eggs! I guess it’s some kind of protein drink for his… ew, is that chocolate sauce? And a fish? And freshly squeezed orange juice? Wow, he’s mixing that up with the Cuisinart Stainless Steel 200-Watt Hand Blender now and… oh no… OH NO! HONEY, HE DRANK IT! HE DRANK THE WHOLE THING! Wow, that’s gross.

Let’s get out of here, honey. This avant-garde stuff is not my cup of tea.

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