My fans are fans
It wasn't Derrick's fault that fans were always attacking him. It was his natural musk. It was like fan pheromones. He couldn't walk into a room with a fan without it shedding its cage and descending upon him, blades whirling. They didn't mean to attack him. It was a display of affection, really. Still, it hurt.
And it wasn't just fans either. Air conditioners too. They'd loosen themselves from the window and fly across the room to tackle him. And if he found himself in a place with central air? The whole system would come for him, crashing through the ceilings and walls. Cooling units just had the hots for Derrick. It was as simple as that.
So what was he supposed to do in the summer? He couldn't just suffer through it. He needed something, something without the sharp blades of a fan or the heft of an AC unit. So, he decided on a Dyson Bladeless Fan. Would it chase him down the hall? Would it pull the curtain back, surprising him in the shower? Of course! That was inevitable! But at least it wouldn't try to take off a finger, and that was all that mattered to Derrick in the end.
Because he only had one finger left.
Features
- Air Multiplier™ technology - An annular jet draws in surrounding air, multiplying it 18 times
- No choppy air - No blades chopping the air means airflow is smooth, with no unpleasant buffeting
- Easy to adjust - The stand uses a constant force tensator spring to resist the force of gravity
- Remote control - Curved and magnetized to store on the machine
- Variable airflow control - Push button on remote to quickly adjust airflow power
- Safe - No fast-spinning blades
- Oscillation - One-touch control
- Easy to clean - No awkward grilles or blades
- Easy to tilt - Stays put without clamping
What is Air Multiplier™ Technology?
- A Dyson fan uses an airfoil-shaped ramp (like a cross-section through an airplane wing) to amplify airflow from 15 to 18 times depending on the model. This creates a smooth, powerful airflow, with no need for fast-spinning blades.
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 6 Months Dyson
Specs
Technical Specifications:
- Oscillation: Yes
- Touch tilt: 20° forward and backward
- Dimensions: 46.77”(H) (55.43” fully extended) x 4.21”(D) x 17.72”(W)
- Base Dimension: 280mm
- Color: Silver
- Cord length: 6.56ft
In the Box:
- Loop Amplifier
- Stand
- Base
- Base Plate
- Remote Control
- Operating Manual
Specs
Technical Specifications:
- Oscillation: Yes
- Touch tilt: 20° forward and backward
- Dimensions: 46.77”(H) (55.43” fully extended) x 4.21”(D) x 17.72”(W)
- Base Dimension: 280mm
- Color: Silver
- Cord length: 6.56ft
In the Box:
- Loop Amplifier
- Stand
- Base
- Base Plate
- Remote Control
- Operating Manual
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