The New Friend
Lesley just wanted to read her new copy of Nahuatl Pǔtōnghuà Magazine in peace, but her upstairs neighbor was vacuuming. Normally, Lesley would understand: a decent person had to have a clean house. And Lesley thought of herself as the forgiving sort, so she would never judge a person who could only clean after their work day was over. But it was happening right over her head, and she was trying to learn about pottery!
Lesley took a deep breath, warmed up her "I will not stand for this" face, and walked out with intent. One floor up she knocked on the door.
And then, the most beautiful man in the world appeared.
Somehow, though they'd never met before, she knew his name. Raoul. Like a whisper in her mind. Raoul was standing there with his Dyson DC23 Canister Vacuum, shirtless, a light sparkle from his chores, a glass of carrot soup in his hand. His hair was dusky and flowing, impossibly full of body. His Dyson DC23 Canister Vacuum waited beside him like a loyal puppy. A puppy with a Turbinehead air-driven brush bar.
"Lesley." Raoul looked at her with his soft brown eyes. How did he know her name? Was that a Spanish accent? Did he smell of chocolate and leather? "What can I do for you?"
Lesley didn't remember at first. Then she noticed the Dyson DC23 Canister Vacuum's HEPA filter close to Raoul's well-sculpted leg.
"I- I just wanted to ask you-" Lesley couldn't finish. But Raoul understood.
"I understand, Lesley," said Raoul. "It was my Dyson DC23 Canister Vacuum, was it not? Too loud through your floor? It will be all right, Lesley. My breath is not so short that I cannot wait until the morning to capture all the dust down to the microscopic level."
Lesley had no answer, she simply couldn't make the words. Raoul nodded.
"Farewell, Lesley." Raoul closed the door.
Back in her apartment, Lesley lay on the couch, staring at the ceiling. It was quiet at last. But she was still too distracted to read.
Features
- Level 3 Root Cyclone™ technology – The most efficient cyclone technology for capturing microscopic dust
- 220 consistent air watts with suction control (for curtains and delicate fabrics)
- The Turbinehead air driven brush bar is ideal for cleaning medium and short pile carpets and can be turned off for hard floors
- Operate the brush without having to bending down with the foot control
- Unlike ordinary vacuums, Dyson is certified asthma & allergy friendly™ according to the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
- Sits on stairs whilst you clean them
- Hygienic quick empty bin minimizes contact with dirt
- Lifetime washable HEPA filter traps microscopic allergens including mold and pollen
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Specifications: | |
Patented Cyclone Technology: | Level 3 Root Cyclone™ Technology |
Air Watts (constant): | 220 |
Movement Type: | Fixed Wheel |
Filter: | Lifetime HEPA Filter |
Stair Cleaning: | Easy Stair Cleaning |
Bin Capacity: | 0.44 gallons |
Dimensions: | 13.9”(H) x 19.3”(W) x 11.9”(D) |
Weight: | 19.5 lbs |
Max Reach: | 36.2 feet |
Cord Length: | 21.6 feet |
In the box:
(1) Dyson DC23 Turbinehead Canister Vacuum includes
- Handle
- Telescopic Rod
- Suction Hose
- Brush Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Stair Tool
- Operating Manual
Specs
Specifications: | |
Patented Cyclone Technology: | Level 3 Root Cyclone™ Technology |
Air Watts (constant): | 220 |
Movement Type: | Fixed Wheel |
Filter: | Lifetime HEPA Filter |
Stair Cleaning: | Easy Stair Cleaning |
Bin Capacity: | 0.44 gallons |
Dimensions: | 13.9”(H) x 19.3”(W) x 11.9”(D) |
Weight: | 19.5 lbs |
Max Reach: | 36.2 feet |
Cord Length: | 21.6 feet |
In the box:
(1) Dyson DC23 Turbinehead Canister Vacuum includes
- Handle
- Telescopic Rod
- Suction Hose
- Brush Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Stair Tool
- Operating Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 22.887s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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