"Less is More" and Other Lies
It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?
It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.
Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.
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Features
- Full-size and powerful bagless upright vacuum for homes with pets
- Airmuscle™ technology precisely adjusts the cleaner head to clean every floor type thoroughly
- Root Cyclone™ Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- Mini turbine head removes dirt and pet hair from carpets, upholstery and tight spaces
- Fingertip controls automatically adjusts (or de-activates) the brush bar for different floor types using a powered cam. No bending down. No awkward dials
- Lifetime washable HEPA filter traps microscopic allergens
- Dyson cyclones can capture particles down to 0.5 microns – including pollen, mold and bacteria
- This vacuum is certified asthma & allergy friendly™ by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
Attachments Included:
- Flat Out Head – Articulates for effective pick-up, and is especially handy for cleaning under low furniture and household appliances
- Mini Turbine Head – Removes pet hair and dirt from confined spaces such as upholstery, stairs, and the car and quickly attaches to the hose or wand
- On Board Tools:
- Combination Accessory – Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
- Stair Tool – A Dyson-designed tool for removing dust and dirt from stairs and stair carpets
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Specifications | |
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone™ technology |
Suction power: | 245 Air Watts (constant) |
Movement type: | Fixed wheel |
Filter: | Lifetime washable HEPA filter |
Brushbar control type: | Fingertip controls |
Cleaner head / Floor tool: | Motorized brushbar |
Stair cleaning: | Quick-draw Telescope Reach™ wand |
Bin capacity: | 0.61 gallons |
Dimensions: | 42.1”H x 13.5”W x 14.3”D |
Max. reach: | 52.2 ft |
Cord length: | 35.2 ft |
Weight: | 20.61 lbs |
In the box:
- (1) Dyson DC28 Upright Vacuum
- Flat Out Head
- Mini Turbine Head
- On Board Tools:
- Combination Accessory
- Stair Tool - User Guide
Specs
Specifications | |
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone™ technology |
Suction power: | 245 Air Watts (constant) |
Movement type: | Fixed wheel |
Filter: | Lifetime washable HEPA filter |
Brushbar control type: | Fingertip controls |
Cleaner head / Floor tool: | Motorized brushbar |
Stair cleaning: | Quick-draw Telescope Reach™ wand |
Bin capacity: | 0.61 gallons |
Dimensions: | 42.1”H x 13.5”W x 14.3”D |
Max. reach: | 52.2 ft |
Cord length: | 35.2 ft |
Weight: | 20.61 lbs |
In the box:
- (1) Dyson DC28 Upright Vacuum
- Flat Out Head
- Mini Turbine Head
- On Board Tools:
- Combination Accessory
- Stair Tool - User Guide
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 6m 7.999s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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