The Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac is a great way to clean up those little messes in your life! And it's much easier than, say, trying stand-up comedy.

Phil considered himself a pretty observant guy, but even he was having a hard time understanding Danielle these days. Like, take this morning, when he went down to borrow her Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac again. She smiled, but seemed to be in a hurry to get away from him. And Phil couldn't think of any reason ANY woman would do something like THAT!

His first thought was that maybe he'd said something wrong. Hey, it happened. He was the kind of guy who kept it real. If he saw a stain on the carpet, he was gonna say "Hey! Get that Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac, baby!" But at the same time, he wouldn't hold it against you. Things happened, right? That's how comedy gets born!

Unlike a lot of young men post-college, Phil was really into stand-up comedy. He followed the greats, and really looked at what made their act art. Phil had even done a routine or two himself, in the comments of an internet message board he frequented. He always got one or two "LOL, man, your a comedyian for sure!" posts right after. Which is how he knew: he was someone special.

So when Danielle seemed to be in a hurry, he knew how to fix it. A quick sting, a nice build, a call-back, boom! She'd be laughing! Just another audience, just another improv. Showtime, baby.

"Danielle, boy! That dress you've got on, made my head spin faster than the 180 degree swiveling power head on this Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac!"

Danielle was wearing pants. Sweat pants.

"Thanks for letting me use this thing again. I'm glad it's bagless, so I won't have to worry about throwing out the old bag when I'm done. I sound like a husband on date night, right?"

Danielle's eyes went blank.

"And the cyclonic power, right? Really maintains suction. Speaking of which, what are you doing-"

Danielle closed the door. Phil flipped the Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac in his hands. He knew it couldn't be the material, because that was his A-list stuff! All he could figure was that something was wrong with Danielle.

Now he just had to find out what was making her even more irrational than she usually was. Women, right? If someone could figure them out, they'd get life's greatest "Achievement Unlocked!"

Phil chuckled at his own cleverness. That zinger was DEFINATELY going to get posted as soon as he finished using the Electrolux ErgoRapido 2in1 Stick Vac to get those potato chips from under the couch.

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