Ice Cold Shame
To: Staff
Cc: Admin
Subject: Ice being stolen
To whomever pilfered my ice:
STOP IT! IT IS NOT YOUR ICE! I purchased that bag of ice for my own personal use, as management has repeatedly refused my request for a freestanding, portable ice maker such as the Emerson IM90 for the office.
If you are confused as to whether or not the ice in the lower, left-hand drawer of the freezer is "community ice", let me assure you, it is not. I wrote my name on it. That means it's mine. So if you see a bag of ice labeled "Ronnie's Ice", DO NOT USE IT!
It would be great if management would buck up for an ice maker that produces 26 pounds of bullet-shaped ice in 24 hours with a low-noise, high-efficiency compressor for quiet use. But until then, I suggest you bring your own bag of ice AND STOP USING MINE!
And while we're on the subject, I suggest you also bring your own lunch. Joke's on you, though. That tuna fish sandwich was three weeks old.
Warmest Regards,
Ronnie from Accounting
Features
Make up to 26 pounds of ice in 24 hours with this icemaker that features a portable design that lets you move it from room to room. The high-efficiency compressor offers low noise operation, so you can make ice quietly.
- Produces up to 26 lbs. of ice in 24 hours
- Bin stores 2.2 lbs of ice
- Averages 9 pieces of ice in 10 minutes
- Freestanding, portable design allows you to easily move the icemaker from room to room
- High-efficiency compressor with low noise operation for quiet use
- Bullet-type ice shapes Include small, medium and large to accommodate your preferences
- Electronic control with display for simple operation
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Color | Stainless steel |
Capacity | 2.2 pounds |
Motor | 30 watts |
Settings | Three ice sizes |
Materials | Plastic |
Safety and security features | Auto shut-off |
Water source | Reservoir |
Daily ice production | 26 pounds |
Ice shape | Bullet |
Door type | Flip up lid |
Hardware finish | Silver |
Dimensions | 14.9"H x 11.7"W x 14.4"D |
Weight | 31 pounds |
In the box:
- Emerson IM90 Portable Ice Maker
- Ice Scoop
- Ice Basket
- Owner's Manual
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Color | Stainless steel |
Capacity | 2.2 pounds |
Motor | 30 watts |
Settings | Three ice sizes |
Materials | Plastic |
Safety and security features | Auto shut-off |
Water source | Reservoir |
Daily ice production | 26 pounds |
Ice shape | Bullet |
Door type | Flip up lid |
Hardware finish | Silver |
Dimensions | 14.9"H x 11.7"W x 14.4"D |
Weight | 31 pounds |
In the box:
- Emerson IM90 Portable Ice Maker
- Ice Scoop
- Ice Basket
- Owner's Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 4.551s
Purchaser Experience
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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