Lunches that live in glass houses shouldn't throw scones.

That is, unless the lunch in question was lunchnapped from the office fridge, and throwing rock-hard scones is its only defense against the offending masticator. In which case, you do whatever is necessary to protect yourself, lunch. Not only will people not judge you harshly about it, they'll applaud your moxy as well as your space-saving nesting design.

And if they think that's impressive, just WAIT until they get a load of your durable silicone seal that provides airtight and leak-proof storage. You'll be lauded a survivor; a veritable HERO. But you're modest, so even though you've got much to brag about, what with your stain-proof and oven-safe-up-to-450°F glass, you'll just nod and thank them politely for the kind words. Cuz that's just the BPA-free kinda guy you are. Or gal. Gal? Whatever. You get the idea.

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