Ah, children. First you want them, then you have them, then they destroy your floors.

It’s just a part of adulthood. One day, you’re feeling an emptiness that only a new human being can fill, and then the next, you want to tie that human being to a stick near the patio until you can legally kick them out the door. But that’s why the Haan Easy Clean Steam Cleaning Floor Sanitizer is just so helpful. Because with one of these, your floors can be normal again!

Maybe now that living room floor is a cesspool, hatching mosquitoes and crocodiles. Throw down a few passes from the Haan Easy Clean Steam Cleaning Floor Sanitizer, ta-da! The grime and ick are gone, gone, gone! You’ll be commanding beams of steam that savagely destroy all the tiny whatevers your kids tend to attract… before they become big whatevers.

It’s not a vacuum! It doesn’t suck! The Haan Easy Clean Steam Cleaning Floor Sanitizer uses the power of steam so you take control of your house again. Soon your floors will be so clean you could eat off them… and by “you,” of course, we mean “your kids.” Because why would you risk letting those entropy magnets touch your classic antique dinner table? That thing’s mahogany for Heaven’s sake! It’s been in the family for years!

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