Its dual cooling zones make this Aficionado 12-Bottle Stainless Steel Wine Cellar one giant cooling duel zone.

Hey, hey red wine. Did you hear what white wine just said from its side of the Aficionado? It said Red Wine thinks it’s all hot, but it’s really just warm.

Hey, hey white wine. Did you hear what red wine just said from its cooling zone? It said the reason you’re so cold is because all the ladies at the club give you the cold shoulder.

Hey, hey red wine. You probably didn’t hear it through the smoked, tinted glass, but white wine just called you flowery. It said, you look like watered-down lipstick.

Hey, hey white wine. I know the Aficionado’s stylish stainless steel is thick, so you can’t hear what’s going on across the way, but red wine just told me white grape juice called: it wants its boldness back.

Hey, hey red wine. I don’t mean to bug you – I know you’re probably trying to relax, which is easy considering the Wine Cellar’s quiet 35 decibel noise level – but white wine wanted you to know that a new all-you-can-eat buffet just opened up. It figured you’d be interested in checking it out, since you’re kind of a heavy wine.

Hey, hey white wine. Red wine just told me a joke, and I think you should hear it. How did the Committee for the Endowment of Flavor vote when someone proposed giving white wine an interesting taste? They all voted Chardon-NAY.

Okay, guys! That’s just about enough arguing! Another word and I’ll have no choice but to drink a glass of each of you!

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