WARNING: if you see the InStyler Rotating Hot Iron actually rotating as it hovers in the air, flee and call a religious figure or ghost hunter.

There was a time when a home could be haunted by the ghosts of the angry souls who felt their life's work went unfinished. Lovers, parents, artists, piano players, guys who promised they'd fix the sink next weekend. These were the types of ghosts one would find scattered here and there, and as such, it was simple to please them. But a hair-stylist ghost? A hair-stylist ghost is never pleased. There's always one more style to try.

Be warned, then: if your InStyler Rotating Hot Iron, which normally lets you straighten and curl and brush your hair with a simple easy to use tool, begins to hover above your bed, do not attempt to reason with it. If your InStyler Rotating Hot Iron, containing a rotating 0.75" heated barrel, begins to spit a thick green liquid that resembles pea soup, do not attempt to exorcize the ghost on your own. And above all things, if your InStyler Rotating Hot Iron, designed to use less heat than traditional tools, starts to whisper GET OUT and begins to creep across the room towards you in a menacing fashion, do NOT tell yourself that there is a rational scientific explanation for all this and continue to stay in your home.

But, nine times out of ten, you won't find yourself with a hair-stylist ghost. Unless you live in New York or LA.

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