Reality Television Without The Television
Okay, so these last two seasons we've seen a steep decline in our network's ratings. But don't worry! I've got an idea for our spring season that'll turn everything around: "iRobot Roomba 530: The Show."
Imagine the possibilities:
Families will come together, turn on their Roomba 530, and watch as it cleans their home. They'll stare in wonder as it successfully avoids stairs and other drop-offs, and they'll be oooing and ahhing as the Roomba intelligently focuses its time on the dirtiest areas of the floor.
Now I know this isn't an ordinary TV show, especially considering there isn't even a television involved, but that's okay. People watch reality TV because they want reality, so let's give them reality ... and slap some ads on it. All we need are a few stickers from our sponsors, and bam! Profit!
And how about this? It gets even better. On top of its entertainment value, the iRobot Roomba 530 Robot Vacuum also cleans the room. Multitasking at its best, right? The powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the bag-less bin, and its bristle brush digs deep into the carpet to grab dirt, pet hair, and more. You see! Sitting around on the couch doing nothing has never been so productive.
I've been in the entertainment business for several years now, and the greatest lesson I've learned is that if you put it there, people will watch it. So whaddya say? Let's put it there!
Features
- Cleaning Head suspension system efficiently vacuums dirt, debris, pet hair, dust, allergens and more from carpets and hard floors
- Counter rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush work together like a dustpan and broom
- Sturdy Bristle Brush digs deep into carpet fibers to grab dirt, debris, pet hair and more
- Powerful vacuum sucks large and small debris into the large, bag-less bin
- Powered by a re-chargable Nickel Metal Hydride (NiMh) battery
- Fine filter traps dust, pollen and tiny particulate inside the bin
- Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture, into corners and along wall edges
- Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
- Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
- Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
- Compact Virtual Wall creates an invisible barrier that blocks Roomba from entering off-limit areas
- Simple operation—just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest
- Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleanings
- Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
- Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
- Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
- Improved sidebrush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day iRobot
Specs
- Dimensions: 3.6"(H) x 13.4"(D)
- Weight: 8.3 lbs
In the box:
- iRobot Roomba 530
- Virtual Wall
- Self-charging Home Base
- Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
- Rechargeable Battery
- Filter
Specs
- Dimensions: 3.6"(H) x 13.4"(D)
- Weight: 8.3 lbs
In the box:
- iRobot Roomba 530
- Virtual Wall
- Self-charging Home Base
- Power Supply (3 hour charge time)
- Rechargeable Battery
- Filter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 59.007s
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