Dear Ridley Scott…

Ridley, you alone might understand how the K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack is more than it first appears. First let’s break it down for those less “in-the-know” than you and us: the K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack is a his-and-hers lotion set with a coupon for $10 off two movie tickets (expires 08/31/2012)

But, Ridley, you know full well that this isn’t a “date night” pack. It’s just been wrongly labeled! This is really a Make Your Own Stop-Motion Alien Film Accessory Kit! And who better to promote it than you, the original director?

Picture it, Ridley, picture the joy you could bring to college age filmmakers everywhere. All they need is a toy xenomorph and a K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack and they’re reproducing the shiny, scary, Giger-designed horror on which you made your career. And then, after a long day of filming, it’s off to your new movie, for cheap! What more could a first-time director ask for?

So, please, Ridley. Don’t leave us hanging here. Help us turn this K-Y Yours & Mine Date Night Pack into a Ridley Scott Endorsed D.I.Y. Alien Movie Inspiration Pack. Because if you don’t… well, it might seem like something dirty.

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