“And in the dead of night, all the cutlery in the drawer heard the sound… Kai-shun. Kai-shun. Kai-shun.”

G-g-greg?

“Yeah, Bobby?”

I can’t s-s-s-sleep.

“Because of that lame ghost story I told you? Sheesh. Why did I have to get stuck with such a doofus as a little brother?”

B-b-b-but I thought I heard a Kai-shun d-d-down in the kitchen!

“You’re crazy, Bobby. There’s no knife sharpener down there. Go back to sleep.”

Kai Shun

GREEEEG!

“Yeah, okay, okay. I heard that too. Keep your voice down though. You remember what Dad always told us?”

He… he said if we ever run into a Kai Shun Electric Knife Sharpener, it can only grind us… grind us to factory-sharp if we’re… GREG I’M TOO SCARED I DON’T WANT TO BE GRINDED

“Shhh! He said knives have to be at a 16 degree angle to work with the special cartridge design, otherwise the Kai Shun Electric Knife Sharpener is perfectly safe to be around. Remember?”

Y-y-y-yes.

“But we gotta be quiet, okay? Can you be quiet? And not at a 16 degree angle?”

I… mmm hmm.

“That’s good. Keep your mouth covered like that and stand up straight. I’m gonna peek around the door.”

Kai Shun

MMMMM!

“Bobby! Shhh!”

Kai Shun Kai Shun

“It’s okay, Bobby. You can come out and talk normal. See? It’s just the screen door. Must have come loose. I’ll wiggle it so you can see.”

Kai Shun Kai Shun Kai Shun

“That’s all it was, Bobby. Just the door.”

But what if a Kai Shun Electric Knife Sharpener broke the screen door and now it’s here in the house and as soon as we go to sleep we’re gonna get sharpened and and and

“We’re not gonna get sharpened, Bobby. We’re spoons, remember? Only knives have to be afraid of the Kai Shun Electric Knife Sharpener. C’mon, I’ll tuck you in.”

Can I sleep in your room tonight?

Back to top