Food Coma
Can't blame the tools.
With top-quality tools like this KitchenAid stand mixer, you can make just about anything! Here's one of Woot's favorite recipes. Bon appétit!
Gnyquil Gnocchi
A delicious romp through torpidity. Makes a great fork supper. Serves 2 or 7.
Ingredients:
1 heavy cold
1 productive cough
4 bananas, tender
Store-bought pie crust of your choosing
8 cups of table salt
2 clammy hands
5 oz crab meat (smooth)
42 km moon soil (substitute with non-dairy whipped topping if religiously necessary.)
Directions:
1. To Preheat: Check your temperature. If you have a fever, croak pathetically at your spouse that this is the sickest you have ever been, without question.
2. Let sit on couch for 7 minutes before falling deep into a fever dream. Add crab meat.
3. Combine bananas, table salt, and pop icon David Bowie in large bowl. Use your KitchenAid 5-quart stand mixer to stir well. By the way, your mother’s at the door and she has the feet of a duck.
4. Leave overnight.
5. Wake up in puddle of drool. Rotate. Repeat step 1 for flavor.
6. Cover with pie crust. Cough to taste and enjoy.
Features
The Artisan mixer's strong 325-watt motor delivers the power to handle the heaviest mixtures, and mix large batches easily. The 5-quart polished stainless steel bowl with ergonomic handle is big enough to handle large batches of heavy mixtures. Its ergonomically designed handle is contoured to fit the hand and makes lifting the bowl more comfortable.
Unique Mixing Action:
- The beater spins clockwise as the shaft spins counter clockwise; moving the beater to 67 different points around the bowl
- This unique mixing action creates a thorough blend of ingredients and eliminates the need to rotate the bowl
Multiple Speeds:
- 10 speeds allow the user to select the right speed for the mixing job; from very high to very slow stir
- It's easy to select the precise speed needed for a perfect mix
Versatile Accessories:
- The flat beater, dough hook, and the professional wire whip add to the versatility of the mixer
- The flat beater is the ideal accessory for mixing normal to heavy batters
- From cake mixes to firm cookie dough, the flat beater mixes quickly and thoroughly.
- The dough hook mixes and kneads yeast dough, saving both time and the effort of hand-kneading
- The wire whip incorporates the maximum amount of air in whipped mixtures for fluffier whipped cream and angel food cakes
- All attachments are solidly constructed, and attach easily to the stand mixer
Easy Clean Up:
- The pouring shield fits around the top of the bowl and prevents ingredient splash-out
- The chute makes it convenient and easy to add ingredients
- The tilt-back mixer head allows for easy access to bowl and beaters
- A lock lever holds the mixer head securely in place and the bowl fastens tightly to the base
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year KitchenAid
Specs
Specifications | |
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Frequency: | 60 Hz |
Voltage: | 120 V |
Plug Type: | 3 prong |
Overall Dimensions: | D 14.25" x H 13.25" x W 8.75" |
Weight: | 26 lbs. |
In the Box:
(1) KitchenAid Artisan® Series 5-Quart Tilt-Head Stand Mixer includes:
- (1) Stand Mixer
- (1) Pouring Shield
- (1) Dough Hook
- (1) Flat Beater
- (1) Wire Whip
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Frequency: | 60 Hz |
Voltage: | 120 V |
Plug Type: | 3 prong |
Overall Dimensions: | D 14.25" x H 13.25" x W 8.75" |
Weight: | 26 lbs. |
In the Box:
(1) KitchenAid Artisan® Series 5-Quart Tilt-Head Stand Mixer includes:
- (1) Stand Mixer
- (1) Pouring Shield
- (1) Dough Hook
- (1) Flat Beater
- (1) Wire Whip
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