Kiss Off
Darling, power up the Lifesmart, won't you? My band is feeling cold.
Darling, I know. You're feelin' blue and sad inside. But my boys are here, girl. And we really need to practice, because we kinda suck. Could you maybe get us a few beers and turn the Lifesmart 6-Element Heater up a notch?
See, baby, other bands might just call it a night, but not us. We're devoted. Devoted and not very good. If we don't rehearse all night, we'll simply never be ready. We might have to wear makeup and costumes. Say, turn that Lifesmart up a little more, okay? It's so efficient, it'll keep saving us money all winter. And that'll come in handy, because our hairy-chested guitarist doesn't want to button his shirt.
Oh, I see! The door's open! As though you expect me to leave with you now! Hey, sweetheart, that's touching, but it's just not going to happen. Because I love you so much but not as much as I love this song I'm writing. Which is about you! But also about me. Mostly me. And how I don't want to spend time with you. Although I totally would spend time with you if I wasn't so busy rehearsing this song about how I don't.
Aw, baby! Where are you going? Come back! Well, guess it's another woman who just can't understand my needs as an artist.
Features
LIFESMART LifePro Series offers ultra-efficient and safe heat at less cost than other heating systems. This heater features 6 quartz infrared elements as well as a Lifetime Air Filter. In-house testing shows our heaters are 38% more efficient than forced air electric, 66% more efficient than propane and 45% more efficient than electric baseboard. This Infrared Heater uses no more than 1500 Watts, which is no more than a common hair dryer. There are 3 energy savings settings including an Eco Setting that will heat smaller areas to 68 degrees using only 500 Watts. The heater is surrounded by stylish Quakerstown oak stain all wood cabinet that is cool to the touch. E Z Glide casters will easily move from the heater from room to room. This amazing heater also includes a new larger remote control to operate the Digital Thermostat and Dual Timer settings. These settings can be used to turn the unit on up to 12 Hours ahead so your room is warm when you come home.
- Provides Infrared warmth to a large room
- Quakerstown stain all wood cabinet that is cool to the touch
- 110 Volt 1500 Watts plug and play 15 Amp circuit required
- 3 energy saving settings including 500 Watt eco setting
- 6 infrared quartz elements
- Quiet scroll motor fan distributes heat
- Digital thermostat control
- Lifetime air filter
- 12 hour start and stop timer in 1 hour increments
- EZ glide casters
- New larger remote control
- ETL listed for safety
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Lifesmart Warranty
Specs
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Battery Type: Does Not Contain a Battery Weight: 30 lbs Dimensions: 15" L x 14.8" W x 18.3' H |
In the Box:
- (1) Lifesmart LS1000HH13 6 Element Extra Large Room Infrared
- (1) Remote Control
Specs
Specifications |
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Battery Type: Does Not Contain a Battery Weight: 30 lbs Dimensions: 15" L x 14.8" W x 18.3' H |
In the Box:
- (1) Lifesmart LS1000HH13 6 Element Extra Large Room Infrared
- (1) Remote Control
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