In the past few years, juice has gotten a bad rap.

Baseball player on steroids? He's gotten juiced. Making an ironic hip hop reference to drinking? Gin and juice. Juice has been embraced by the underground. And you know what? It's time we take juice back.

When you're using a Mighty OJ Citrus Juicer, you'll be feeling two things at once. The first is the deep and powerful rush of strength that a juicer will naturally inspire. Pressing that orange isn't a cakewalk, after all! If you want to be drinking liquid gold, you've gotta make the effort! And the second thing is pride.

That's right! Pride! When you see the light glinting off the chrome handle, you're gonna be happy. You'll feel a sense of ownership and -dare we say it?- joy. Chrome is inspiring, and lovely, and impresses everyone in the kitchen. Between that and a fresh-squeezed glass of fruit juice? Why, it'll wake you up better than coffee!

Okay, okay, that coffee thing was hyperbole, we admit. But the Mighty OJ Citrus Juicer will be fun for Sunday brunch. And if you've got a choice... always bet on chrome.

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