This is the towel you thought towels would always be.

Oh, innocent little child. Taken from the bath by a loving parent. Wrapped in a huge snuggly towel that was almost bigger than you were and hugged to optimal dryness. Do you remember? Do you remember those magical childhood days?

Flash forward to now. Boom. There you are, standing wet and naked on a cold tile floor trying to dry yourself off with a torn up rag. What changed? Not the towel. It's the exact same towel you used as a babe. What's changed is you. Go on. Admit it. You're not who you were and there's nothing wrong with that.

Now it's time to self-actualize and admit the harsh truth: it's time you buy a new towel set. Specifically, this towel set. The one that's huge and described as a "bath sheet" and will envelop you the way that teeny tiny towel enveloped you back when one of Dad's t-shirts reached your ankles.

You can't go back. But you can buy a bigger towel.

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