Le Duvet
Bet, b-e-t. Pronounced "et". Set, s-e-t. Pronounced "et". Duvet, d-u-v-e-t. Pronounced "ay". COME ON! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
If you say "The 100% polyester microfiber makes for a perfectly warm blanket" is that last work pronounced "blank-ay?" If you say "The two standard size shams will look lovely in or out of your cabinet" is that last word pronounced "cabin-ay?" No, it's not! Unless you're just being a jerk to try and get our goat. In which case, let us just add that goats cost extra.
And yet, if you say "I'm so happy I have this duvet cover with a button closure" and you pronounce it "duvet" so it sounds like it looks, all of a sudden everyone's Noam Chomsky. Oh, sorry, Noam Choamsk-et. Because that's how language works, right?
You ask us, we should go back to ape grunts and dolphin noises. Maybe then we could buy bedclothes without needing a year abroad in Paris to prepare.
Features
- Beautiful and functional duvet cover set is a perfect way to update your bedroom decor
- This duvet cover set features super soft microfiber fabric that will bring a luxurious sleeping experience to your bedroom
- Set includes duvet cover and 2 standard size shams, twin size receives 1 standard size sham
- Duvet features a customized wide opening with button closure
- 100% polyester microfiber
- Machine washable
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Specifications | |
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Twin | 68" x 90" |
Full/Queen | 90" x 90" |
King | 106" x 90" |
Sham | 20" x 26" |
Fabric: | 100% Polyester Microfiber |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Microfiber Duvet Cover Set (choose size and color)
Specs
Specifications | |
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Twin | 68" x 90" |
Full/Queen | 90" x 90" |
King | 106" x 90" |
Sham | 20" x 26" |
Fabric: | 100% Polyester Microfiber |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Microfiber Duvet Cover Set (choose size and color)
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