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Look, sis, you’re not even making sense here. Maybe if you’d stop screaming about family heirlooms and Thanksgiving dinners that happened WAY before either one of us were born, you’d be able to see the bigger picture. Werewolves aren’t worried about the value of ancient flatware, you know. All they want is your hot throbbing throat meats, and they’ll get ‘em no matter how long a few salad forks have been around.
And look, I already replaced that old, dusty set with an Oneida Temple 85-Piece Flatware Set made of durable, long-lasting 18/0 stainless steel that doesn’t need any stupid polishing! It’s stylish, dishwasher-safe, provides service for 16 people, AND it comes with a lovely storage caddy that isn’t falling apart like that old case of Mee-maw’s. Also, it is completely useless when fighting werewolves, so you’ll always have something to eat off of when the Wolf-pocalypse comes. If it comes, I mean. But hey, at least we’ve got the bullets we need, just in case, am I right?
I’m telling you, the last thing you want is a group of werewolf hunters busting in on your Lemon Chicken dinner to take your forks and spoons to fight off a Pack, sis. I mean, I’m your brother and look at how mad you are now. Just think of how angry you’d be if it were total strangers that had done it.
Oneida Temple Flatware Set
Classic Place Setting
Serving Set
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Warranty: Limited Lifetime Oneida
Condition: New
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