So, with that out of the way- welcome! It's time we set our glorious Woot-Off aside and take another look at what's been going on since last time. Join us, won't you? And if you won't, we're gonna glare at you as you leave.

On Halloween, Rod discovered his ghost … was Sylvia! Hiding in an underground bunker in Rod's basement! Of course, this was for one reason, and one reason only: Pamela's guilt. Turns out that Pamela had hired Mike to cover up her affair with Rod and started the whole snowball of paranoia. Does she regret it? Absolutely! But now her best friend is gone and having so much fun on her own, who knows if she'll ever come back? Certainly not Nestoras, who said his goodbyes to the woman he'd grown to love.

Poor Craig hasn't been doing much better. He'd gotten close to Danielle while helping her recover from an injured leg but then had a little run in with Phil. Maybe he was too possessive, or maybe he was just unlucky in love, but Danielle decided she's had enough and turned her back on Craig again. And she's not too happy with Phil either.

Of course, there were the happier moments too, like Lesley and Brant's anniversary! It's just sad that they got into a fight right after. A fight that might even lead to Lesley changing the spelling of her name from time to time without any warning. What a twist!

Of course, if you've been reading, you know all this more, including Chastity's babysitting and the newest detective agency in town. If you haven't, consider this your invitation. We know Moueska would love some other fans to whom he or she could talk.

Back to the Woot-Off!