I absolutely love what you’ve done with the place, Wanda! That bubbling cauldron really brings the room together, I think.

My stars, you really went all out renovating the place, didn’t you? No, I don’t think it’s too much! On the contrary, it’s wonderful! It’s so bright and open. Why, you’d never suspect this is a place where someone calls down the power of the Dark Ones on a nightly basis! You know, it’s just like I was just telling Hortense the other day: There’s no reason a witch’s home has to be so dreary and horrid all the time. When you spend so much time creating curses and making potions somewhere, you want to be comfortable, right? I mean, I certainly feel cozy in your Den of Darkness, Wanda.

Oh, and these canisters of yours are just darling, dearie. I just have old clay pots lining the walls of my cave at home, but these are so much more stylish and modern. What were they called again? Ah, they came in a Polder 3pc Pourable Canister Set, did they? Well, they’re lovely. With the large openings at the top of each one, I bet you never spill an ounce of Ground Bat Wing. The tapered neck helps with the pouring, too, I suspect. And I adore that you can see exactly what’s in them at a glance with those clear bases! I have to scrawl “Eye of Newt” and “Demon’s Blood” on mine. You simply must tell me where you got them, Wanda, because these 1.5, 1.75 and 2 quart canisters have really cast a spell on me.

You know, I thought Tabitha’s gingerbread house was a wonder, but I think you’ve topped her here, I really do. Why, even the cats look happier! I know I’d certainly never suspect that they had the souls of lost children trapped within them, that’s for sure.

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