The Trollenberg Terror
Hello, I'm a Crawling Eye. I know, I know, first thing you're thinking: wasn't that guy in 1950s horror movies? How does he look so good? Well, I credit my youth to two things. One is the best Optometrist in the biz, and the other? The Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager.
To be fair, as a Crawling Eye, my life cycle is a bit different from you mere humans. For one, I'm an eye from another planet, so I don't really hold stress in my muscles the same way that, you know, people do. But I've been told that people sometimes get pressure around the temple area. This Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager mimics the touch of a professional masseuse and helps shatter tension, the way my deadly laser beams shatter the tanks of the nations that try to stop my reign.
And never you mind how a creature with no temple uses the Pure Therapy Head & Eye Massager! Didn't your parents teach you to never question a Crawling Eye? Sheesh! Next you'll be asking questions about how I evolved to shoot lasers and my reasons for wanting to conquer the world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY LIVING EYES LIKE ME HAVE SO MUCH STRESS
Features
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Pure Therapy will help you clear your mind with this head & eye massager. Designed to use traditional Chinese acupressure techniques, the massager focuses energy where most stress is created—your head. Special massage nodes are dedicated to the temple area. In addition, the high-frequency magnetic fields, inspired by Chinese Acupuncture techniques, further stimulate the pressure points to encourage vigor and mental clarity.
Add heat to your massage session and further immerse yourself in the calming experience. Use the included earphones and let the gentle nature sounds and music help encourage relaxation. Sound selections include; Flowing Waters, Beach Waves, Drops of Water, Piano Melody, and Tranquil Gardens. The unit is adjustable, allowing it to fit just about anyone. Its size and weight also allows it to be portable so you can bring it with you and enjoy a relaxing experience just about anywhere. Clear your mind with Pure Therapy.
- Four intelligent air pressure massage settings to customize your ultimate relaxation experience
- Four vibration modes to exercise your muscles
- Heat compress feature to enhance your massage
- Calming music and nature sounds help you relax and uplift your mood
- Adjustable size to fit your head
- Double-layer air bag for additional comfort
- Portable system so you can enjoy a relaxing experience anywhere
It is recommended that you do not use this product if you experience any of the following medical conditions:
- Have any eye ailment or injury
- Have a head injury
- Have suffered burn injuries on or around the areas of the head
- Have skin, ear, nose or mouth disease
- Have abnormal blood pressure
- Have an electronic medical device in your body, such as a pacemaker
- Have had a metal plate surgically placed in your body
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Pure Therapy
Specs
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In the box:
- Pure Therapy PT200 Head and Eye Massager
- Integrated Remote Control
- Earphones
- (4) AA Batteries
- Power Adapter
- User Manual
Specs
WARNING: To reduce the risk of burns, fire, electric shock or injury to persons: |
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In the box:
- Pure Therapy PT200 Head and Eye Massager
- Integrated Remote Control
- Earphones
- (4) AA Batteries
- Power Adapter
- User Manual
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