Don’t think I’m not “punk” just because I’m more excited about this Pyrex set than about any band I’ve seen since 1986.

Anarchy! Freedom! Standing up to the bastards! It’s what I’ve always been about, and I’m no different now. It’s just that these days, I’m standing up to the bastards of food spoilage and waste, and asserting my freedom to put the same dish in the fridge, oven, microwave, freezer, AND dishwasher. Take that, The System!

The anarchy part, hmm. That’s a little more abstract. How about this: I don’t need the government to tell me how to prepare and store MY food! Does that work? Not really, huh?

Doesn’t matter. When you look at it the right way, the Pyrex Storage Plus 18-Piece Set is as punk as Darby Crash’s infected eyelid piercing, only a lot cleaner.

So to anybody who thinks you can’t be punk and own an 18-piece set of stackable, oven-safe, freezer-safe glassware, I raise a hearty middle-finger salute.

Or I would, if my kids weren’t in the room.

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