Now your dog can sleep better than most college students.

People say things like "Why do I pay so much for a useless degree?" and "Why does my dorm room look like a prison cell and cost more than a four-star suite?" Those are indeed fair questions. Normally, the answer would be "you get that degree so you can get a job so your pet's bed can be better than most people beds. However, today? Today you can get a pet bed that's better than every bed in your local college combined.

So now who's got the upper hand, college? Now it's possible for a person to take that college fund, invest it in their own business, and STILL pamper their most favored beast to the absolute extreme. Imagine if that were you! By the time those broke twenty-somethings were just entering the work force and buying their first pets, you'd be an entrepreneur with a polite, well-trained dog or cat in a soft and fluffy bed. By the time those college kids were just paying off their loans, YOU'D have turned your nest egg into something wonderful, and your best friend would be stretched out across the bedroom floor in their very own bed.

Or you could transition into the field of college president. That's where the REAL pet bed money happens.

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