Brick wall and microphone not included.
Hey! Where you from? Oh, the other room? What, you got couches over there or something? Mr. Couch Sitter, comin' down here to slum with us?
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Hey, I'm just playing, you're all right, this guy's all right. What's your shirt say? Is that a band? Oh, it's a pizza place? So it started as a band and then you gave up, right?
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No, seriously, next time you come here you bring me some of that pizza, right? Okay. Hey, is she with you, you guys together? No? So I can swoop in there and you won't mind?
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Hey, what's a nice lady like you- oh man, I can't even say that with a straight face. I'm trying to be funny, not creepy, right? Say, what's your name. What? Lucretia? Are you... is that a joke? You putting me on?
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Seriously, your name is Lucretia? Was your mom from 1834? Did you just get here via Diagon Alley? Is there a TARDIS out back?
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No, for real, it's a great name. Give it up, everybody! Give it up for the time traveller and her hot air ballon!
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Okay, so, how am I like a raven? Give up? C'mon, that's easy! Did you guys come here to see some desk stand up or not?
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Whoa, tough crowd tonight, huh.
Features
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Premium Standing Desk is the most affordable standing office desk. It gives you a healthier way to work. It helps you move from sitting to standing — and back again — as a natural part of your day so that you stay more active and healthier while you work. Sitting less can improve your health in significant ways.
It comes with an easy-to-use memory pad that remembers up to 4 different heights. With the tap of a button, the desk will move to your preferred height.
- Tested 20,000 times
- 120 lbs heavy industrial powder coated metal frame
- Dual motorized legs
- Speed: 1.5’/second, yet quiet
- Push capacity of 800 Newton
- Lift capacity of 353 lbs
- Ergonomic cut in the table top for more comfortable standing
- Memory pad that remembers 4 different heights
- Standing at work is one of the easiest and most effective ways to increase your daily activity and promote weight loss
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Vifah
Specs
Specifications | |
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Overall Dimensions: | 53" L x 30" W x 24.5" - 50" H |
Weight: | 104 lbs |
In the Box:
- (1) Vifah Smart Desk Premium Ergo Standing Desk (Pick One)
Specs
Specifications | |
---|---|
Overall Dimensions: | 53" L x 30" W x 24.5" - 50" H |
Weight: | 104 lbs |
In the Box:
- (1) Vifah Smart Desk Premium Ergo Standing Desk (Pick One)
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