Call Customer Service, maybe they know how to rig these up to set off booby traps.

“Thanks for calling Tech Support, this is Donna. I need to let you know this call may be recorded for quality assurance; how can I help you today?”

“Hi Donna, I’m calling about the Smart Stone Garden Stepping Stones 8-Pack.”

“Sure, what can I do for you?”

“Well, I’m trying to set up my booby trap, and-”

“Booby trap?”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t think I understand.”

“Y’know, an unseen trap to maim or kill trespassers in my dungeon. I’m just trying to figure out which one of these stones has a pressure plate.”

“Pressure plate?”

“You know, so when someone steps on the right one it triggers a rockslide or a trap door or maybe spikes shoot out of the ceiling or maybe the whole room collapses, crushing everyone inside. I haven’t really decided what option I’m going with; I just need to know which stone is the trigger.”

“They…they don’t work like that.”

“How do they work, then?”

“They’re just stepping stones. They’re made from recycled plastic. They weather like natural stone and they hold loads of up to 10,000 pounds.”

“That’s a lot of pressure.”

“Yeah.”

“I don’t think anyone that fat is going to come stumbling down around my dungeon.”

“I think I have to terminate the call, sir.”

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