I’m sorry, Steven, you’ll have to speak up! Oh, yes, it WAS awful thoughtful of you to bring your old cookware over for Timmy!

Gosh, just look at him go, bashing and smashing his way all over the house, would you? I SAID, “JUST LOOK AT HIM GO!” I haven’t seen Timmy have this much fun since he played with that big box his hundred dollar play castle came in!

So you say you bought Carol a T-Fal Initiatives 18-Piece Non-stick Cookware Set to replace this one, huh?! That’s great! I SAID, “THAT’S GREAT!” You know, I bet she’ll really love how easy the non-stick interior and exterior makes all those pots and pans to clean! Oh, they’re dishwasher safe, too?! Oh, that’s good! You know, I was just telling Eddie we should get a set with one of those One Egg Wonder Pans like that one because we only ever eat one egg around here. I SAID “WE ONLY EVER EAT ONE EGG!” YEAH, I GUESS THAT IS KINDA WEIRD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT!

What’s that?! No, the noise isn’t a problem! We just love to see our Timmy happy, you know?! I just hope he grows out of his love for pots by high school! I SAID, “I HOPE HE DOESN’T LOVE ‘POTS’ IN HIGH SCHOOL!” FORGET IT! IT WASN’T A VERY GOOD JOKE ANYWAY!

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