“That’s Todd’s Dirt.” Usually a statement like that and you’d be running back to the car.

It’s part of our shared history as Americans. It doesn’t matter what state you happen to be in, there’s always one guy who’ll be very defensive about his dirt. And once he calls it, you’d best get to movin’ on, unless you want to fight him for it. And you’d better believe you don’t want to fight a guy willing to fight for his dirt.

But you don’t have to be afraid with Todd. He wants you to take his dirt! He’s made it special, to add some flavor to everything from crab and rice to meat and potatoes. Because Todd’s dirt isn’t some patch of land under a half-rotted trailer, Todd’s Dirt is a combination of 14 all natural spices, delicious and free from crap like MSG and Gluten. It’s dirt you’ll be happy to have in your kitchen, and once you taste it, you might be the one telling people to keep away!

Just don’t ever claim it as your own, though. Even though he might let you use it, this dirt still belongs to Todd.

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