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“Dan, can I talk to you?”
“Sure, Jake! What’s up?”
“I just have been feeling kind of depressed lately, and-”
“Woah, woah, woah! Take it easy, champ! This isn’t going to be an emotional conversation, is it?”
“Well, I just needed to get some stuff off my chest-”
“Nope!”
“What?”
“No way! Not what I signed up for! I’m your friend, and as your friend I’m here to agree with you on how awesome things are, how much something sucks, or root for various sports teams with you. At no point did I sign up for any sort of listening or bonding.”
“But Jamie and I have been fighting, and I need-”
“Put a wine saver on it.”
“What?”
“Put a wine saver on it! Like this 2-Pack of Vintage Vac Motorized Vacuum Seal Wine Savers! They use a little motor to put a tight seal on your bottles to reduce oxidation and spoilage. See? Nothing gets out.”
“Okay, but-”
“And that’s what you have to learn to do with your emotions, pal. Just seal that stuff up and never let it out.”
“I just-”
“Never.”
Vintage Vac Wine Savers on Wine Bottles
Package Contents
Warranty: 90 Day Vintage Vac
Condition: New
Features:
In the box:
(2) Vintage Vac IMED152 Cordless Automatic Wine Savers – (1 Burgundy, 1 Dijon)
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