Mad (Air) Flow
The air. The air. It's over there. And yet, I fear, I need it here. The air. The air. Why don't you care? I need no hater, just a circulator.
That was the first poem written by Bobby Typhoon, the young man who's made such a splash on the poetry slam circuit this year. Typhoon has chosen a route not often taken, a route that eschews all things political, and instead, focuses on the depth and glory of either the Vornado 753 Whole Room Full Size Air Circulator or the Vornado 154 Mid-Size Tower Circulator, depending on his mood. In fact, his "Cyclica Oxygenetica" is even now being prepared for printing at the copy shop a block from his apartment.
Cold breeze, I sneeze, drop to my knees, and in my fridge there is some cheese. Later I will eat it grilled, when my living room is properly chilled.
Bobby Typhoon has been referred to as the mid-point between Yeats and Yeezy, the voice of a generation who care for nothing besides sitting in a well-cooled room and watching movies or maybe playing Xbox or something. And yet, his self-awareness extends to the humor in his own situation.
Today it's cold, but only indoors. If I flipped off my Vornado, I'd probably be warm.
See how Typhoon takes responsibility for his own life in an age when others project blame outward? It's no wonder this rising star finds beauty in an air conditioner. For what other device transforms what it takes in and makes it... cooler?
Features
Vornado 154 Mid-Size Tower Circulator:
- The 154 Tower Circulator by Vornado offers a more effective way to circulate air with V-Flow™ Circulation
- Uniquely contoured air outlets create a wide span of constant airflow, without the need for oscillation
- With V-Flow™ Circulation, a high volume of air is continuously moving throughout the room, creating quiet, comfortable Whole Room Circulation
- Includes a remote control that magnetically cradles at the top of the unit, so the remote is always in reach
- 4 Speed settings, selected by push-button controls, allow you to tailor the airflow perfectly for your needs
- The 154 Tower Circulator includes a 2, 4, or 8 hour timer ensures you run you operate in an energy-saving, efficient way
- Vornado has eliminated the wobbly base found on oscillating tower fans in favor of a solid and sturdy system that stands the test of time
Vornado 753 Air Circulator:
- The 753 Vornado Air Circulator features specially swept grill spirals that contribute to ultra high volume airflow with less noise
- This full-size circulator uses signature energy efficient Vortex Action to move air up to 100 feet while providing complete circulation of all the air in the room - even in large spaces and rooms with vaulted ceilings
- The fan tilts to allow you to direct airflow wherever it is needed
- Features three-speed control, and a built-in handle
- Striking matte and gloss finishes provide a sophisticated look
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 5 Years Vornado
Specs
Specifications - Vornado 154 Mid-Size Tower Circulator | |
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Dimensions: | 32" H x 11" L x 11" W |
Remote: | Yes |
Number of Speed Settings: | 4 |
Control Style: | Electric Push Button |
Weight: | 8.42 lbs. |
Remote Control Power Source: | 1 Lithium Coin Cell Battery (CR23032 3V) included |
Timer: | Yes |
Voltage: | 120V, 60Hz, .63 Amps |
Specifications - Vornado Air Circulator | |
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Max Distance: | 100 Feet |
Number of Speed Settings: | 3 |
Control Style: | Mechanical Switch |
Weight: | 7.7 lbs. |
Grill Diameter: | 12" |
Dimensions: | H 16.4" x L 10.75" x W 14.9" |
Blade Diameter: | 11.25" |
Voltage: | 120V, 60Hz |
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In the Box:
- (1) Vornado 154 Mid-Size Tower Circulator
~or~
- (1) Vornado 753 Whole-Room Full Size Air Circulator
Specs
Specifications - Vornado 154 Mid-Size Tower Circulator | |
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Dimensions: | 32" H x 11" L x 11" W |
Remote: | Yes |
Number of Speed Settings: | 4 |
Control Style: | Electric Push Button |
Weight: | 8.42 lbs. |
Remote Control Power Source: | 1 Lithium Coin Cell Battery (CR23032 3V) included |
Timer: | Yes |
Voltage: | 120V, 60Hz, .63 Amps |
Specifications - Vornado Air Circulator | |
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Max Distance: | 100 Feet |
Number of Speed Settings: | 3 |
Control Style: | Mechanical Switch |
Weight: | 7.7 lbs. |
Grill Diameter: | 12" |
Dimensions: | H 16.4" x L 10.75" x W 14.9" |
Blade Diameter: | 11.25" |
Voltage: | 120V, 60Hz |
Wattage: |
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CFM: |
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In the Box:
- (1) Vornado 154 Mid-Size Tower Circulator
~or~
- (1) Vornado 753 Whole-Room Full Size Air Circulator
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