OK, now that we've said our piece about the current Woot-Off sale, let's talk about something much more exciting: the ongoing story we've been telling in our product writeups. A lot's gone on in the apartments since our last recap, and we know you've been busy! So here's what you might have missed...

Sylvia's been acting mysterious over the last month, beginning with a trip to the pawn shop for unspecified reasons. Maybe the two detectives across the street are watching her, and maybe they aren't. Either way, she's been spending a lot of time at home, sometimes reading Craig's sci-fi stories and sometimes watching infomercials.

Danielle has been staying home more as well. After her relapse into her old relationship with Phil, she's been reconsidering how her life's been going. She spent some time with her friend Lisa (who knows a thing or two about how to let someone down easy) but otherwise has been spending some time on her own.

This could be why she was there to answer the buzzer when Craig came to check on his aunt. But the reason doesn't matter, does it? Because Craig and Danielle have finally met. Who knows what will happen next?

Of course there's more we're leaving out, from Lesley's revelation about Raoul to Rod's decision to move to the girls at the local community college but surely you've kept up with those on your own, right? If not, consider this your bridge to the next round of stories.

Back to the Woot-Off!