Wall Psychology
Your walls are blank. And tope. Like flying over a field of dough and having a panic attack. Over the course of the next 37 hours, I will train you to decor your mind.
1.) Relax. Breathe. Open your inner ears. Close them. Open them again.
2.) Picture your mind as a room. See the walls. Know them.
3.) Slowly decorate your mind walls. With things. Things that go on walls.
4.) Maybe even some things that don't go on walls.
5.) Are your walls complete? We can wait. Patience.
6.) Look at your walls. Look at them. See them as well. See and look. Looksee.
7.) Now think of your father.
8.) You're in a labyrinth. In the center is your sense of decor.
9.) Once you reach the center, there's a white stag. The stag wants you to say something.
10.) You've said the wrong thing. The stag is attacking.
11.) You've been stabbed in the inner heart. Your inner blood is pouring out into a bowl.
12.) The bowl is your chi. Attain it.
13.) Music is playing from a black rainbow. Now you are the stag. Stab it.
14.) Music pours out of the rainbow and into a second bowl.
15.) This bowl is your father.
16.) When I count to three, you will resurface and decorate your walls.
17.) One...
18.) Two...
19.) Maybe this is a good time to mention that my fee is $500 per second.
20.) I take credit cards.
21.) I mean that I will take your credit card from you and use it to buy things I want.
22.) Also, I'm a fraud.
23.) ...Three.
Features
- Choose from 5 landscape set to from cityscapes to natural wonders to a tropical paradise
- Each set is composed of 4 equally sized panels to create a single image
- Crafted with artist-grade canvas, professionally hand-stretched and stapled over wooden frames in Gallery Wrap style - a method utilized by artists to present artwork in galleries
- Crafted with high quality inks
- Arrives ready to hang with sawtooth hangers
- Matte finish
- 1.6" Canvas Depth
- Choose from 2 sizes 36" H x 48" W or 24" H x 32" W (does not include space between panels)
- Individual panel sizes:
- 36" H x 12" W (36" x 48" Set)
- 24" H x 8" W (24" x 32" Set) - Made in the USA
Special Note ~ Measurements of the 4-piece art sets do not include spaces between panels. The manufacturer recommends hanging the panels 1" apart.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
4-Piece Canvas Art | |
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Canvas Depth: | 1.6" |
Materials: | - Cotton (canvas) - Wood (frame) |
Finish: | Glossy |
Country of Origin: | USA |
In the Box:
1.) Choose your size
2.) Then Choose your 4-Piece Set
- (4) 36" H x 12" W Canvas Panels
~ Or ~
- (4) 24" H x 8" W Canvas Panels
Specs
4-Piece Canvas Art | |
---|---|
Canvas Depth: | 1.6" |
Materials: | - Cotton (canvas) - Wood (frame) |
Finish: | Glossy |
Country of Origin: | USA |
In the Box:
1.) Choose your size
2.) Then Choose your 4-Piece Set
- (4) 36" H x 12" W Canvas Panels
~ Or ~
- (4) 24" H x 8" W Canvas Panels
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