Chillin'
They say you can't Bifrost and yet, we're selling frost right here!
Ho, there, stranger! Well met! Care ye for some beer? Um, I only have the one extra, so if your ravens want some... oh, good. They don't drink. Perfect, then.
I can tell from your massive beard and heavy cloak that you must come from somewhere cold, eh, stranger? Well, I hope you find this beer to your liking! I'm afraid in these warm climates we simply can't chill our beer to the correct temperature- oh, my! Is that a giant icicle? Did you conjure that from the very air around us now? Why, you truly possess the power of the Norse gods! Traveler! Are you Wotan, the father of all gods? Do you summon the winter's chill to create a spike of cold that chills beer within the very bottle that surrounds it?
Oh, you're not. You've just got a Corksicle that you carry with you, which allows you to chill beer from the inside out. Yeah, I guess that's still cool. In a way. I mean, it does make the beer taste good. And that Decapitator opener takes off the cap much better than a raven's beak.
I was just... well, I'll say it. I was sorta hoping for a story I could brag about to my friends who love the Marvel movies. No, no, it's not a big deal. Yeah, great, Boreas, nice to meet you. I mean, I'm sure you're a very nice Greek god and all. But you've never had a comic book, you know? Maybe you'd impress some British scholar but I'm an American!
And as long as we're talking about this, why do you even HAVE ravens if you aren't... oh, sure, I guess we all deserve a pet, but it's kinda misleading.
Features
Corkcicle Bundle Includes:
Decapitator:
The Decapitator bottle opener by Corkcicle is the coolest bottle cap opener ever. Bottle caps, beware. This menacing little device is a force to be reckoned with. Fitting over a capped bottle, it just takes one firm push and no cap can escape. And with a magnetic feature to hold the cap in place, it's quick and easy to dispose of. Use for beer, soda, soft drinks or anything with a cap! Try it once and you'll be hooked! Made of durable stainless steel in sleek black.
- Easy to use bottle opener for beer, soda or any bottle with a cap
- Only Corkcicle, MMP, and Amazon direct are authorized sellers of this item. Any of seller may be counterfeit and will not have a warranty from Corkcicle.
- Made of durable stainless steel; one firm push removes cap with ease
- Magnetic feature holds the cap in place
- Sleek design looks great on any bar
Chillsner Beer Chiller, 2-Pack
Chillsner by Corkcicle. Just freeze, insert into most standard size long neck beer bottles and never suffer through another warm brew. Respect the beer. Chillsner is perfect for parties, tailgating and pretty much any occasion where beloved beers are enjoyed.
- Freeze, insert into most standard long neck beer bottles and drink right through the Chillsner
- Perfect for parties, tailgating or any occasion where beloved beers are enjoyed
- Never deal with warm beer again; requires freezing before use
- Four flow vents deliver a smooth, consistent flow of perfectly chilled beer with every sip
- Smooth, sturdy stainless steel frame freezes quickly, chills perfectly and cleans easily
- Once placed inside your bottled beer, simply press firmly to create an airtight seal
- Once frozen, proprietary cooling gel transforms Chillsner into an arctic-like cooling device
- Steps for Use: (1) Freeze 45 minutes before use- take a drink of beer to make room (2) Insert Chillsner into bottle (3) Press firmly to create a tight seal (4) Enjoy!
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Corkcicle Bundle Includes:
- (1) Corkcicle Decapitator Bottle Cap Opener
- (2) Corkcicle Chillsner Beer Chiller
Specs
In the Box:
(1) Corkcicle Bundle Includes:
- (1) Corkcicle Decapitator Bottle Cap Opener
- (2) Corkcicle Chillsner Beer Chiller
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 11m 15.550s
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