Let's Democratize Our Mattresses
Of course, the names of mattress sizes are traditional. King? Queen? Full? That's a look back at the days of European lords and ladies! But haven't we, as Americans, advanced beyond this point? So let's come up with some newer and better names. RIGHT NOW!
For California King, let's use... UNITED STATES SENATE LIBRARIAN SIZED! The Librarian of the U.S. Senate has a lot of readying to do. That's why they need so much extra room in their bed! With a United States Senate Librarian Sized Mattress, you'll have extra comfort in every direction.
For Standard King, let's use... SPEAKER OF THE ALTHING SIZED! The Althing is the parliament of Iceland, and it is the oldest extant parliamentary institution in the world. It dispenses powerful justice and decides on laws. That's tiring work! So a good sized mattress is essential so that the poor Speaker can get a good night's sleep.
For Queen Sized, let's use... GOVERNOR-GENERAL OF BARBADOS SIZED! Now, it is well known that, once upon a time, the Governor-Generals of British colonies simply provided a rubber stamp for the policies of the Crown itself. However, Barbados gained independence in 1966, and today's Governor-General has far more to do than simply drink gin and swear. That's why a Governor-General needs a mattress that's roomy... but not extravagant!
For Full Sized, let's use... BYZANTINE USURPER SIZED! An usurper must sleep lightly. An usurper must be ready at a moment's notice. An usurper can take no one into their confidence, and so much sleep alone. And that's exactly what a full sized mattress offers. Just enough room for you and a stout stick.
Starting immediately, please start using the new terms when discussing all mattresses. Okay? Great.
Features
Exceptional Triple-Layered Comfort and Support
- 10" thickness provides luxurious comfort while allowing standard sheet sets to be used.
- Comfort Layer consists of 1.5" of superior high density 4 lb Memory Foam for the ultimate in comfort, optimal performance and longevity
- A 1.5" transition foam layer utilizing a unique proprietary Energex formula provides an added layer of unsurpassed support
- 7” Support Core Layer provides the proper support and alignment needed for years’ of restful nights’ sleep
Outstanding Quality
- Unlike traditional memory foams, our memory foam maintains its shape and silky feel over the life of the mattress
- There is no “break in” period like Tempurpedic and other memory foam mattresses
- You will enjoy exceptional comfort beginning with your first night’s sleep
Superior Support
- PuraSleep memory foam conforms to your body and greatly reduces pressure points, giving customized support where you need it and facilitating proper body alignment
- Greater comfort and support means less tossing and turning: you sleep better and wake feeling rejuvenated
Breathable
- The open cell CoolFlow formulation significantly increases air circulation as compared to standard memory foams, eliminating heat buildup and moisture retention
Motion Free
- The energy absorbing foam construction greatly decreases motion transfer and noticeably reduces sleep interruptions caused by movement in bed
Eco Friendly
- The innovative “Green” technologies include the use of plant based renewable materials in the mattress material formulations resulting in an earth friendly product
- These technologies also allow these products to be more easily recycled, leading to a lower carbon footprint
Medical Proven Technology
- Advanced therapeutic memory foam has been utilized in the medical field for years and is proven to reduce pressure points, relieving pain in sensitive joints and muscles and providing greater comfort for a better night’s sleep
Anti-Microbial Protection
- Built-in anti-microbial and hypoallergenic properties provide lasting freshness and protect against known allergens such as mold, mildew, fungus and dust mites
Hypoallergenic SofTouch Cover
Odor Minimizing
- Proprietary state-of-the-art natural odor blocking materials are blended into the foam itself which help to eliminate not only the chemical odors associated with traditional memory foam products but also household and body odors
Proudly made in the USA
- No imported foam
- CertiPur-US Certified
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 20 Years Pura Sleep
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Care: | Recommend Dry Clean for best results |
Made in: | USA |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100 percent in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
In the Box:
- (1) PuraSleep Synergy Premium Memory Foam Mattress
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Care: | Recommend Dry Clean for best results |
Made in: | USA |
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100 percent in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
In the Box:
- (1) PuraSleep Synergy Premium Memory Foam Mattress
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- 40m 42.440s
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