The Fountainzzzz
Is a man not entitled to not get sweat all over his brow?
You work hard. You're a captain of industry. You deserve everything that's coming to you. Why should you give away your precious head sweat for free? Don't people pay rock stars serious money for vials of their sweat? How's are they so different from you?
So spend a few bucks and get a pillow that will balance your head ever so delicately on the Microhex filbers. Let the air flow freely and keep you a little more cool than if you were using pillows made by (sigh) the common people. Please note: you're a humanist. That sigh doesn't mean you think you're any better than they are. But you're certainly no worse either.
Through your hard work, you've reached a place that anyone could reach, if only they dared to join the struggle. Why use the same pillow as the weak and cowardly? Take your rightful place as society's Alpha and rest your head, weary from a true hard work, on a ribbed pillow that holds you up like Atlas held his globe.
And be the master of slumber you always knew you were.
Features
Get the perfect nights rest with memory foam pillows. Your choice of classic or contoured pillows.
- Sensor-FOAM is a super open-cell memory foam technology that does not sleep hot, allowing you sleep cooler and more comfortable all night long
- The ventilated, iCOOL technology is an advanced ventilation fabrication process to the memory foam
- Triple layer, luxury knit fabric outer
- Odor-free, Sensor-FOAM Memory Foam
- Set of 2 pillows
- Classic shape is the traditional pillow shape and features a micro-hexagonal knit fabric outer
- Contour pillows provide additional neck support and feature a micro-hexagonal knit fabric outer
Warranty: 5 Years Soft-Tex
Specs
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Care: | Spot Clean |
Made in: | China |
Classic Pillow Dimensions: | 22" L x 14" W x 4.7" H |
Contour Pillow Dimensions | 14" H x 20" W x 5" Thick |
In the Box:
- (1) Soft-Tex 80908-2 Classic Comfort Pillows - 2pk
Specs
Specifications | |
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Material: |
|
Care: | Spot Clean |
Made in: | China |
Classic Pillow Dimensions: | 22" L x 14" W x 4.7" H |
Contour Pillow Dimensions | 14" H x 20" W x 5" Thick |
In the Box:
- (1) Soft-Tex 80908-2 Classic Comfort Pillows - 2pk
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