Bloomers
There are three rules to the flower diet:
1. You can eat only flowers.
2. You can eat only out of Bamboo Flower Bowls.
3. Rules 1 and 2 are non-negotiable.
The guiding principle is this: if you want to be beautiful, you must eat what is beautiful out of what is beautiful. And what could be more beautiful than flowers in a handmade bowl shaped like a flower and glazed with natural lacquer derived from cashew nut trees?
Yes, friends! It’s that simple! So why wait? Take the first step towards beauty! Start the Flower Diet today!
A few notes on the Flower Diet:
- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat taste bitter and may make you feel sick. But don’t worry! That’s okay! As long as you look beautiful on the outside, it doesn’t matter!
- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat are hallucinogenic. So if you’re scared of hallucinating, well then, maybe you’re not ready to be beautiful.
- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat are carnivorous. Just remember, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. And they tend to bite harder when they’re afraid.
- Some of the flowers you are supposed to eat are carnations that have been used in corsages worn by high school graduates. With these, eating the pin part is optional. But, just so you’re aware, only wimps don’t eat the pin part.
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Core Bamboo
Condition: New
Features:
Flower Bowl
- The decorative style of these 100% organically grown, handmade bamboo bowls and servers creates a wonderful piece of functional art
- Perfect for salads, pastas or your favorite snacks
- The colorful exterior is glazed with natural lacquer derived from cashew nut trees creating a beautiful contrast to the natural grain of the bamboo
- Ideal for both hot and cold foods
- Not recommended for microwave or dishwasher use
- This collection is available is variety of colors to suit your entertaining style
Servers
- The grainy finish on these servers displays the artisan’s skilled craftsmanship
- Made with premium, hand selected bamboo
- 100% organically grown bamboo
- Paired with the Flower Bowl for a coordinated look
- Clean with warm soapy water or a damp cloth
- 100% Food Safe and FDA approved
Technical Specifications:
- Bowl Dimension: 11.5” D x4.75” H
- Server Dimensions: 11” L x 2.75” W
- 100% Organically Grown Bamboo
In the box:
Choose the color you like the best. Because they all tasted the same to us.
- (1) Core Bamboo Flower Bowl
- (2) Servers
- (1) Fork
- (1) Spoon
Specs
Core Bamboo Flower Bowl & ServersSpecs
Core Bamboo Flower Bowl & ServersSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 10m 55.555s
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